I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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