Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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