My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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