...so i touched it.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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