Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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