Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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