i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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