Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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