why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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