Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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