I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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