oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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