we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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