I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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