Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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