He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I had to cum in my sink.
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