two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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