none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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