Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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