I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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