i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Randomize