we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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