Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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