It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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