Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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