He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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