How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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