i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Randomize