One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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