can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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