i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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