He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
