So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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