"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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