I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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