I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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