The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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