If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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