if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize