I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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