I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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