speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
only if we run a train.
done.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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