Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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