its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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