Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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