I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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