I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You've changed since you got that strap on
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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