we have officially lost it.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
