This girl is more easily done than said...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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