D3 body, D1 cock
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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