We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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