we're blogging at a bar
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Randomize
