His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I want a musical about memes.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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