The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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