I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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