Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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