i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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